I hope that Jeffrey Jones plays Borscht.

Post-Stroke Curly
Back in the 70's when my brothers and I would watch Three Stooges shorts on Sunday mornings, we coined the term 'Post-Stroke Curly'. In 1946, Curly suffered a stroke while filming and was never the same - subsequent appearances in the Stooges shorts found him kind of droopy-eyed, sluggish and…

Homer says "DOH!"

Voivod - Nothingface
Sorry to hijack a thread about Mastodon, but I thought with some of the recommendations being thrown around I'd chime in with my own. Anyone who is into weird, beautiful, complex heavy music should at some point check out Voivod's Nothingface. It has great production, a very cool, unique bass…

Shallow
Looking at the band photo I thought I was going to read a review of some new Van Halen music. Weird. That isn't Van Halen?

We can only hope that the Parade of Sick Exotic Birds finds its way onto the Tonight Show.

The cultivation of my prodigious porkchops these past 15-odd years will finally pay off. FINALLY.