Unfortunately, it's not entirely incorrect. The President is immune from civil prosecution and prosecution for presidential acts. While he can be criminally prosecuted for unofficial acts, even the conviction for such would not remove him from office.

MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

That… Was not… The point… At all. *facepalm*

Touring with Guantanamo Medical Practice in Europe, last I checked.

No… Those are exactly the same, you twit. "We're going to tax sodas so people drink less of them" is a 'market friendly' (conservative!) alternative to "holy fuck these are unhealthy, we're going to restrict them"… Which is what "emissions standards" are. You know "holy fuck, these are unhealthy, we're going to…

No, but I think there's many instances where you can legitimately claim "they're both as obnoxious".

Yeah, last season it went from "well, you're voting for a douche or a turd" to "well, you're voting for a turd or — HOLY SHIT DO YOU EVEN REALIZE HOW BAD THE DOUCHE IS??? I MEAN GODDAMMIT, EVEN THE TURD IS OBJECTIVELY BETTER THAN THIS, HOLY FUCK."

Yet somehow, HDB turned out okay! Hell, I kind of did… I mean, politically, at least.

Frankly, Government of the Undead seems like it might be better than what we have here now.

*North of the Mall.

No, not religious. But very into the occult — warlocks, sorcerers, red priests, etc.

Truly, a Crap of Kings!

What are Things Every Reporter Covering the Trump Administration Says in the Mirror Every Morning Before Going to Work, Alex?

Okay, he's just fucking with us now.

Be fair, that's almost every pilot these days.

Okay, pack it up, humanity. We're done. Let's end it now, and take as many other species with us as we can!

GODAMMIT WHY AM I NOT A WORLD LEADER SO I CAN DO THIS NOW

Just a little airborne! It's still good! It's still good!

Ah, there's no racism quite as virulent as Russian racism.

By the way, how the fuck does Gorka still have a job? The man is a LITERAL FUCKING NAZI. Actually, okay, no. Just a LITERAL FUCKING FAN OF FASCIST NAZI COLLABORATORS who thinks the good guys LOST in WWII.