I am pleased to admit that I pissed on his grave. It's a pretty well-kept and monitored cemetery, so I was a bit afraid to do it, so instead, I filled a gatorade bottle with my urine, carried it with me to the grave, and poured one out for my homies.

delightful!

Reagan "won" the Cold War in much the same way that DeGaulle "won" WWII.

Oooh! ooh! who's the one who said, "Kill all humans?" That's the one I like.

If only Obama had realized/owned his celebrity more. He really just wanted to get his head down and do the work of governing, and sort of pooh-poohed the notion of constantly campaigning for, and rallying people behind, his initiatives.

Strongly disagree — would recommend reading Gail Collins's "Scorpion Tongues" which is an interesting history of political scandal in the US, and talks quite a bit about how the medium(s) shaped the messenger(s) throughout.

It means phrasing and selling that as something "for" minorities, rather than "for" basic all-american values like fairness.

You mean phenomenally boring, uninspiring candidates who get nominated because the party establishment is full of exactly the same assholes you knew in High School who ran for student council, lost, and then bitched all year about how it was a "stupid popularity contest", without ever once thinking, "well then maybe,…

True. Single-handedly destroyed Dan Quayle's political future. I mean, shit, we could have theoretically wound up with a President Quayle at some point, otherwise…

Hey, you're forgetting about William Henry Harrison!

Well, yeah Mondale! He was the MOST EXPERIENCED CANDIDATE EVER and he had great approval ratings when he served as Vice President! How could he lose? Everyone knows that the American people will always vote for a smart, accomplished, long-serving politician with a long track record of compromises to pick over and…

Me too… Zombies scare the shit out of me.

Hey, I'm young and cogent and I want to discuss jelly bean flavors for HOURS!

Fuck this, let's all just move to a better country! With blackjack! And hookers!

Would watch.

That guy fucks?

And yet Tom Daley…

She was pretty hot in the day.

That's what I was referring to.

Well, Republican Batman and Republican Robin at least have come out of the closet, so that when anyone complains about the Republican Justice League having anti-gay policies, they can point at them and say, "Nah uh, see, we have gay people in our league! They're just not on the DUMBocratic plantation!"