Eustis is NOT a good director… But he DOES seem to accomplish a lot of interesting stuff as a colaborator.

Although actually, that was probably Welles's worst Shakespeare. The Caesar analogy is a very difficult one to actually fit specific modern personalities.

Excuse me, my child is ALSO named Boorks.

Especially when you hear where @treatment_bound:disqus touched him!

Okay, when Kinja comes for you and you try to take shelter in the AVoCado, I'm going to ban you, just on principle now.

Well, at least we can let the ocean take their graves?

Man, if ONLY the worst thing Trump thought about women and minorities was that having "binders full" of them qualified for government positions was a substitute for being an advocate for civil rights…

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Goddammit, I know he was far from perfect, and his incrementalist centrism on economic issues is part of how we wound up with Trump, but…

Asparagus water? Okay, so clearly not planning on getting into watersports tonight…

THAT IS NOT THE IMPORTANT PART OF GLADIATOR SHOWS.

I unclenched, and now I'm being told I should go home and not come in on monday.

Boaty McBoatface!

I think 'Crooked H' would be pretty badass.

"Too Many Jimmys" would either be a bad eight-season sitcom, or a horrifying look into the world of drug abuse.

I would have gone with UNGODLY ACTING! TALENT!

It's a bit like when I played Powerball and was just ONE OFF from EVERY NUMBER. It was something like 9 36 37 42 70 4 and I had, like, 8 35 38 43 69 5.

You mean like the Roseanne "lottery" season?

Yeah, he basically quit showbiz after AI to go to school as a regular student… He and his parents decided it was the only way that he'd be able to ever get a sense of "normality" and regular socialization. And he's supposedly really happy with how it went.

You mean when you and your classmates will be approaching 60?