WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO RUIN MY DREAMS

HAIL ORB

Well, if the Dems have re-taken the house, that'd mean… President Pelosi!

The Orb is all powerful. HAIL ORB.

Well, he's got my vote!

No, Orb. Keep up with the damn news.

I noticed something about Selina's fuckups… So many of them are rooted in her trying to ride the fence — as she did here, trying to have her dictatorial favor cake and eat it t— Wait, that's a horrible analogy. If you have a cake, and it's yours, why on earth would you not be able to eat it?

I will agree with Jonah, 5th floor of Cannon is fucking shit.

Get Bent!

Jeez, I understand doing weekly reviews can get exhausting, and it becomes difficult to come up with material to avoid just doing recaps, but come on. The show is a half-hour sitcom. And it's a fucking GOOD one. And this was a good goddamn episode of it! It doesn't need to move forward, or in any particular direction…

Well she IS Laurie's best friend.

I'd sure as hell like to give him a transfusion, if you know what I mean!

Zach Woods wasn't in Ghostbusters.

Minhaj may be a goddamn millennial, but he's developing into a pretty reliably good TDS correspondent. Godspeed to him.

I believe a lot of things! You're not my Overlord!

They ate Alex Jones's memory-erasing chili recipe

Saruman?

You win the meme! Your prize? ORB!!!!

Well, it's kinda like how you know if someone tells you they greatly enjoy "sham-paggin", you probably don't want to hire them as a sommelier.

It's a futurama screencap, and completely SFW, I promise.