I probably haven't seen Commando since I was about 13 (maybe 15). I don't think I'll ever watch it again so I can preserve the level of awesomeness in my head.

I probably haven't seen Commando since I was about 13 (maybe 15). I don't think I'll ever watch it again so I can preserve the level of awesomeness in my head.

"I think Leo really did die on the Titanic but was reincarnated as himself to play the role he was reborn to play. -Bob Dylan as quoted by Jonah Lehrer

"I think Leo really did die on the Titanic but was reincarnated as himself to play the role he was reborn to play. -Bob Dylan as quoted by Jonah Lehrer

That list led me to this article:

That list led me to this article:

I'm a teacher and the smiles on my students' faces is reward enough for me.

I'm a teacher and the smiles on my students' faces is reward enough for me.

Well, if you think THAT'S dehumanizing, Chick-fil-A is giving away free meals tomorrow to anyone who dresses up like a cow.

Pizza Patron was recently giving away free pizza to anyone who ordered in Spanish. Apparently this upset some people. An article I read said, "One conservative group doesn't like it, either. 'It seems to punish people who can't speak Spanish, and I resent that,' says Peter Thomas, chairman of the Conservative Caucus,…

I've read The Very Hungry Caterpillar at least 50 times as an adult. The twist ending gets me every time. (The caterpillar is actually a human bot fly larva.)

I've read The Very Hungry Caterpillar at least 50 times as an adult. The twist ending gets me every time. (The caterpillar is actually a human bot fly larva.)

Don't think I didn't catch your subliminal message masquerading as a Simpsons reference. You liberals and your psychological sorcery.

Don't think I didn't catch your subliminal message masquerading as a Simpsons reference. You liberals and your psychological sorcery.

I forgot I wanted to watch that episode today. Better luck next year.

I forgot I wanted to watch that episode today. Better luck next year.

I told her that everything's bigger in Texas. And I didn't tell her that "everything" mostly referred to waistlines.

I told her that everything's bigger in Texas. And I didn't tell her that "everything" mostly referred to waistlines.

My wife is Canadian so we get to celebrate Canada Day AND Independence Day. Of course, Canada Day in Texas is largely uneventful. (I also get TWO Thanksgivings.)

My wife is Canadian so we get to celebrate Canada Day AND Independence Day. Of course, Canada Day in Texas is largely uneventful. (I also get TWO Thanksgivings.)