Damn the liberal media.

Damn the liberal media.

Those guitars that are like, double guitars, you know? = instant hipness

Those guitars that are like, double guitars, you know? = instant hipness

Finally, an anthropomorphic rat for MY generation!

Finally, an anthropomorphic rat for MY generation!

Sweet! Now I have a way to deal with the short-film competition's requirement that "Your film must… use only original music."

Sweet! Now I have a way to deal with the short-film competition's requirement that "Your film must… use only original music."

"They're afraid of coming into Canada because of our hate speech laws."

"They're afraid of coming into Canada because of our hate speech laws."

@avclub-9697fc86c5a25f501bedd6cd157816b5:disqus  The exact same thing happened when my wife and I were watching Citizen Kane. Except instead of saying, "It's present day" I woke up and said "Kane is actually an android and only his creator, Omar Rosebud, can repair him." I've still never seen the ending. Don't need to.

@avclub-9697fc86c5a25f501bedd6cd157816b5:disqus  The exact same thing happened when my wife and I were watching Citizen Kane. Except instead of saying, "It's present day" I woke up and said "Kane is actually an android and only his creator, Omar Rosebud, can repair him." I've still never seen the ending. Don't need to.

This is the most interested I've been in Saskatchewan since I learned to spell it.

This is the most interested I've been in Saskatchewan since I learned to spell it.

I think a big part of why people are so mean and negative at this site is they're trying to be funny. There isn't a lot of humor in saying nice things about people. Maybe it makes me an awful person, but the mean stuff amuses me. It's a nice escape from the "real world" where we're all expected to be nice and…

I think a big part of why people are so mean and negative at this site is they're trying to be funny. There isn't a lot of humor in saying nice things about people. Maybe it makes me an awful person, but the mean stuff amuses me. It's a nice escape from the "real world" where we're all expected to be nice and…

I also liked The Village. Of course, I've never watched it a second time.

I also liked The Village. Of course, I've never watched it a second time.

Had I known that I would grow up with no social skills I might have opted for home school. In Texas, leaving high school for home school is another way of saying "I'm dropping out."

Had I known that I would grow up with no social skills I might have opted for home school. In Texas, leaving high school for home school is another way of saying "I'm dropping out."