This one's not made up. I actually found the comment here: 
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This one's not made up. I actually found the comment here: 
http://www.avengedsevenfold…

I think you could have saved us all a lot of trouble if, instead of saying "Makes sense now," you had said "I really really get it" in the first place.

I think you could have saved us all a lot of trouble if, instead of saying "Makes sense now," you had said "I really really get it" in the first place.

If the word 'random' can only refer to statistical probability, then I propose that the word 'nitpick' only be used to refer to the removal of lice eggs.

If the word 'random' can only refer to statistical probability, then I propose that the word 'nitpick' only be used to refer to the removal of lice eggs.

My wife doesn't like really violent and gory movies. She does, however, like Kill Bill. She says it's because the violence is almost cartoon-like. Ironically, she feels the animated sequence in Kill Bill is the most disturbing.

My wife doesn't like really violent and gory movies. She does, however, like Kill Bill. She says it's because the violence is almost cartoon-like. Ironically, she feels the animated sequence in Kill Bill is the most disturbing.

But they do have Stars on 45. That's close enough, right?

I've seen Ben Folds forget the lyrics to The Luckiest. Somebody in the audience reminded him of the next line. I enjoyed that a lot for some reason.

I should say that George being saved financially (and from jail) by his friends was always going to happen… assuming he didn't jump off the bridge.

I always laugh when George tells Mr. Welch, "Gives me a chance to tell you what I really think of your wife." after he's just insulted the heck out of her.

I agree with you mostly. His ultimate reward isn't that all of his friends came to help him. George being saved by his friends was always going to happen (most likely after he was hauled off to jail). The fact that he stormed out of his house in a rage just accelerated the events. The happy "ending" should be the fact…