I didn't know that Funny Coen v. Serious Coen was a debate but I can honestly say that I never laughed less watching a Coen Bros. movie than I did during Intolerable Cruelty.

I didn't know that Funny Coen v. Serious Coen was a debate but I can honestly say that I never laughed less watching a Coen Bros. movie than I did during Intolerable Cruelty.

Neighbours to the north? I'm Canadian. I have no idea what Popsicle Toes is.

Neighbours to the north? I'm Canadian. I have no idea what Popsicle Toes is.

Fixda Fernback, I don't think PCP was taking a poke at you there. I could be wrong.

I am stupidest when I try to be funny.

@avclub-f8665a36d5a911922da81a12443887ed:disqus Hemingway.  Not Kerouac.  The Sun Also Rises.

So we all get old and cannae hack it anymore? That's it? That's your whole theory?

Who said anything about slicing you up?

I am the son of God. Who the fuck are you?
I like it!

Unlike cheap vodka, cheap gin is disgusting. Bombay or better and you're smiling.

I'm no tonic water aficionado but a belt of Hendrick's with plenty of ice and a couple slices of cucumber is hands down my favourite drink.

82% of all statistics are made up.

Ibiza is …

Who the fuck would put Tumbling Dice "leagues" behind Start Me Up?

Thank You
To the AV Club for introducing me to George Saunders: Thank You.

Bob Dole
Dole what is he like a pineapple? No.

Some dude up there referred to The Passion of The Christ as subdued.

Start with Franks Wild Years.

Film School Graduate.