Ehhh, I was trying to be Swiftian. I actually have my browser settings configured so that I very rarely have to see anything that irritates me, including comments sections.

I think we should just not have comments sections anymore and everyone who likes commenting can start an AV Club subreddit so the rest of us can read in peace and not have to deal with misogyny, racism, homophobia, political retardation or insane overreactions to any of the above.

I think we should just not have comments sections anymore and everyone who likes commenting can start an AV Club subreddit so the rest of us can read in peace and not have to deal with misogyny, racism, homophobia, political retardation or insane overreactions to any of the above.

That was a kickass "In Search Of".

That was a kickass "In Search Of".

Let's not forget True Stories of the Highway Patrol.

Let's not forget True Stories of the Highway Patrol.

UPDATE!

UPDATE!

Joss Whedon, ladies and germs; the voice of people everywhere who think zombies are still what's hot.

Joss Whedon, ladies and germs; the voice of people everywhere who think zombies are still what's hot.

Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark, pick a volume. Those illustrations scared the shit out of me.

Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark, pick a volume. Those illustrations scared the shit out of me.

BAWITDABA I BANGED MY DANG PIGGY

BAWITDABA I BANGED MY DANG PIGGY

lame

lame

Wonderful, the scariest moment in the movie evokes the exact same sensation as when you tense up while wondering if the youtube video your dickhead friend emailed you is going to be a flash screamer. This will turn out well.

Wonderful, the scariest moment in the movie evokes the exact same sensation as when you tense up while wondering if the youtube video your dickhead friend emailed you is going to be a flash screamer. This will turn out well.

Lots of people "like stuff" so they can keep track of it's comings and goings in their news feed. I have a friend who's a higher-up in the media department at a labor union and he "likes" Paul Ryan and Mitt Romney so he can be ready with some rapid response if needed. Maybe your friend just "likes" Atlas Shrugged for…