i never had much use for anne hathaway
because she looks like a baby deer and all her movies suck.

man, what is up with
the goonies hate from the av club staff? I'm pretty sure this isn't the first time that they've dragged this one through the mud. I mean, even if I had anything less than a total love for this movie, I'd still take pause and question just who molested you with this movie playing in the background.…

teadoust is very defensive about his new beard. I think we should all encourage him. It's a very grown up look on you, teadoust.

What are the odds that I'm going to run afoul of a neo-Nazi or an ms-13 foot soldier? If you run in those circles, you might find you have it coming.

far be it
from Rollins to spend his time taking to task some irony junkies who spend significant portions of their week taking pictures of themselves with lame mustaches drawn on their fingers, but they're the type of people he's spent his entire career being against.

This game
has a truly, truly terrible setlist. It's like, 95% butt rock and then a few mediocre tracks from good bands.

How hot…
was My Baloney in that green outfit?

And yet
Shit My Dad Says marches on.

I thought the final minutes
were great. Very John Malkovich in Dangerous Liaisons. Which, judging by the music, might have been what they were going for.

"I'm gon' kick yer ass, Pierre!"
- The Royal Dutch of Dukes (imposter)

we've got apples.

it's pretty awesome, but I can imagine how lame it would be to have been stuck in the audience when they filmed it.

you look really sad.
would you like some ice cream?

I'm with OP. To be perfectly honest I'm one of those nincompoops that "doesn't really watch tv", meaning I wait until shit gets canceled or insanely popular and then I watch it on netflix between temp jobs. But I digress. I saw an ad for this (actually it was more like one of those aggravating, 6 minute long…

why do i have to put a title on my comments
What are you, getting the guys from Pitchfork to write your reviews now?

Yeah, I'm surprised more people don't know Maynard for his sense of humor.

I swear to christ Tom DeLonge from blink 182 guest starred in the No Adults Allowed! sketch. Think about it, Adam's Song is a Mr. Show reference. I ain't sayin, I'm just sayin.

classic ronnie dobbs quotes
I WAS BAKIN FER MY MAMA and ALL I WANTS A KAHLUA N' CREAM! are pretty classic, all-purpose mr. show quotes still in use between me and my friends.

die

still going to the movies
for the following reasons: