Actually, I'm a crippled vet. But, you know, whatever. I'm not looking for sympathy, just a lay.

For The Love of Hemingway
Seriously? I'm disappointed in ZMF. I had some of these. These are by no means deserving of the hype. I had some food in New Mexico a little bit ago that actually made me bleed out the ass. Yeah, lemme repeat that- I had blood coming out my asshole. That was fuckin' spicy. Even the blood…