Gosh darnit, Chang! Can't you find us something new to snark at and pay your bills with!?

Well now, Atama
Your Haiku doesn't rhyme either
And neither does mine.

Since it worked before,
Why not have it work again?
It's been 2 whole years!

As someone who's an undergrad, I hate this fucking song. Then again, my major is classical music composition and I've been in it for 5 semesters, so at this point I hate all songs.

P Diddy is to P Twitty…
…as Puff Daddy is to Puff Twatty! Damn the name change!

I guess that makes it "reinforce," Jim.

Swedish Chef = Rorschach
Rizzo = Bubastis
Sweetums = Hooded Justice
Beeker = Dollar Bill

I'll catch the 4-hour version on DVD. If I'm going to see it, I'll see it done "right"

Please. The best place in Maynard is that little Brazillian bakery/cafe in the town's public parking lot. Or at least, that was the case last I lived in the area (2006). Please tell me that place is still making and selling cheap and astoundingly-delicious foods and making people feel inferior for not speaking…

Cheddar cheese, sauteed onion, and jalapeno. On bison meat, rather than beef.

T-T-J, T-T-J, ad infinitum whilst singing "We Will Rock You" by Queen

Spirited Away? Please???

Great secondsie, but failed thirdsie and fourthsie. Overall grade: B-

So, THAT's what's been going on in government for the past 8-200 years!

Given the banter between backing singers, I'm pretty sure the music was god-awful on purpose.

"Much like… Andy Rooney… the dangers of connectedness… can fit into the palm of your hand! Isn't the worst idea… in which… a wizard… gets… West into… the Patriot Act! Its pulpy hook… has… unintentionally ridiculous… tedium!"

"Kreuk delivers… energy and magnestism! Chris Klein… has been kidnapped! Unbeatable fights! Ass-kicking time… for… Uwe Boll!"

Burl? Is that you?

No, but our services are in such high demand that the market DOES swing our way from time to time.

The Graduate was pretty good, I thought. Book was a bit of a snooze though.