"They must be filming a movie! Robert Downey Jr is having a shootout with the police!"

You all forgot about…
…Homer Simpson as Poochie!

I was thinking something like that with the "mermaid" thing at first. Top halves and bottom halves.

Singular "they" is increasingly acceptable according to many.

Some pastries are cream-filled. Can we use that somehow?

I would just like to announce…
…that if the opportunity presented itself to see Kirsten Dunst without any clothes on, I would accept that opportunity.

Yeah, the character Archie Bunker was a Protestant, but it's true that there's a George Carlin routine where he does an Archie Bunker type voice as an illustration of a particular generation of Irish-American New Yorkers.

No octogenarian is safe!

I totally appreciate the need to make the point "we've got some problems with sex and money."

From, I believe, a Halloween episode with zombies:

There are some examples of some feminists saying extreme things I can't get on board with (along the lines of "all men are potential rapists" or sometimes even "all heterosexual sex is rape"), but I read the "Schrodinger's Rapist" article recently and I honestly don't think it's one of the extreme examples.

I was expecting the goat too!

I predict the San Antonio Spurious to win it all this year.

"Titters" is even better. That was the biggest laugh of the episode for me.

I'm a fool. Now I get it.

I had a student once who I figured was either deaf or South African.

Yeah, more like Lou FOREIGN-o.

@ C.C. Baxter

Obviously they need to start a Kinks cover band.

I remember a couple of similar things…
…on the Simpsons that were obviously just coincidences, but unfortunately acquired grim double meanings.