As a Canadian…
…I want to ask, out of curiosity:

I also like that daughter of a rock star who was briefly a popular actress in the mid-to-late 90's… she was in Empire Records and Armageddon…. oh yes, 54 Tyler.

One of my favorite musical performers of the new millennium is that enthusiastic long-haired singer of party anthems… Andrew Tungsten Potassium.

MOTHS.

As a lazy but funny/goofy mildly overweight Canadian who used to smoke his share of pot, I find some hope in the fact that some AV Club women find Seth Rogen attractive.

Christopher Lloyd is also from a very wealthy and well-connected family, as is Chevy Chase.

British people speak our language funny.

I too will join the queue after reading that "Airplane!" is one of her favorite movies of all time.

Yeah, I think the reason a lot of us nerds have kind of a nerd-boner for her is that she's pretty, but she acts so goofy in her movies, it makes her seem approachable. Kind of like the waitress you know who's actually really attractive, but doesn't seem to know it, and often makes self-deprecating remarks or goofy…

Wait, wait a second…

Anyone who doesn't think she looks attractive in that picture is blind.

Now babe, I don't wanna call anybody impecunious, but he made Montgomery Brewster's grandfather look like Leon Ray Livingston.

I wasn't asleep! I was drunk!

It's because of your lousy demographic that they keep making "Date Movie" and "Epic Movie", and Dane Cook still has a career!

Was that a firsties attempt with a backup sixthies plan?

"Whipping up a little tiramisu" is my new favorite euphemism for male masturbation.

Does he sound like that?
In real life?

Sarah Michelle Gellar has an anus??

I think there were probably other things some of their descendants did that would have also been embarrassing to them.

Yes, I had sex with Jim Carrey's mom when I was negative twelve.