Yes, I had forgotten about that intro with the multiplying family, and I actually agree the movie probably would have worked better without that. Portray the future more as "we collectively got dumber" rather than "the wrong kind of people were breeding too much".

I'm a guy who tends not to be attracted to women who are too skinny. I'm probably not a "chubby chaser" per se, but I seem to be attracted to a lot of women who have just a bit more meat on their bones than average. And I think part of the reason, at some level, is that as a non-skinny dude (5'9.5", 180-185 lbs),…

I've never dated a woman whose weight I could bench press.

It's been a while since I saw Idiocracy, but I don't remember them focusing on "poor people" as much as "dumb people". Granted, that can still come across as elitist, and there's definitely something problematic about the fact that what a lot us perceive as "acting like dumb people" actually comes from lack of…

I'm heterosexual for Kristen Wiig.

If my social circle intersected with hers in some way, I would try to think of a way to get mutual friends to introduce us, or for the two of us to somehow end up at the same social occasion.

Q. How is a fat chick like a scooter?

I loved the premise of Idiocracy, and I think they painted a very amusing picture, but I was unhappy with the ending.

In all seriousness, I think Jim Carrey is a fairly handsome man when he's not busy being a rubber-faced fartsmith.

My favorite part
was learning that a new Mike Judge movie is coming out.

Being even further upstate (i.e. Toronto, Canada), I approve.

Seconded on "Automatic For The People".

you might say the joke was "ru-eened".

Ooh, a sarcasm mark! There's a REAL useful invention.

Houses of the Holy?
I think it holds up pretty well.

I was very pleased that the sports team from my area defeated the sports team from some of y'all's area tonight.

Abbey Road seconded. Although maybe that's almost too obvious? It would certainly be on my list, though.

A couple of my favorite Tim Meadows memories:

I've maintained for quite a while that Top Secret! is one of the funniest comedy movies of all time. I'm glad so many people here are sympathetic to that.

The guy I'm really looking for - wink - is Mr. Bribe - wink wink.