I love you Dr. Zaius!

Yes, exactly. The Pam-possibly-fibbing-about-the-letter-to-console-Michael works because Michael is like a big kid. It's a bit like, "Your gerbil went to gerbil heaven, but before he did, he told me that he'll always have happy thoughts about you. But now you have to not have a gerbil anymore."

Just as the term for a wine enthusiast is "oenophile", and the term for coin collector is "numismatist", the term for somebody who owns a ferret is "fucking hippie freak".

Add me to the list of people who thought Pam was fibbing about what was in the letter. Whether or not it was misguided on her part, I think what Pam said to Michael was basically just an attempt to say "Trust me, she said nice things about you Michael, now it's time to move on."

Similarly, I can think of an appropriate song if her name is Mary and she has crossed eyes.

Similarly, I can think of an appropriate song if her name is Mary and she has crossed eyes.

As opposed to the good idea that it is any other day of the year.

Yeah, the previous tenants in my apartment were about 21 or 22, and their solution to "big pile of garbage in the living room" was not "clean up garbage", but rather, "move"

A few that come to mind for me
"I'm on Fire" — Bruce Springsteen
"A Case of You" — Joni Mitchell
"Hard Headed Woman" — Cat Stevens
"Time After Time" — Cyndi Lauper (yes, I'm a big suck)

Cross-eyed torso!

"Joaq Tard"

Ouch.

Willie Nelson is such a stoner, he often momentarily forgets where he has placed small household objects!

Well, Dean, I hope that nothing untoward happens on my visit to your campus. As you know, I am the President of the United States.

I guess this might not be the best place to admit I actually kinda like Jim Carrey's cover of "I Am The Walrus".

Dean, I'm really sorry for the running you over prank.

It's funny because he was impersonating a midget. And he had a funny name.

I'm a guy, and I'm not a big fan of the word "panties", but you know what word I really hate? The word "panty". Have you noticed that clothing stores sometimes use the singular? Bleah! What a horrible word!

Notice I no longer say "libary" or "tomorry".

SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW! SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW!