Do you mean two people accompanied you to the theater, or do you mean there were only two other people IN the theater?

Are you female? There are interesting studies that seem to show aversion to that particular word, for whatever combination of reasons, is more common in women than men.

I forget, is Amelie Gillette from New Orleans? She could be, being an American with a French name. Or she could be from New England.

I would quite happily pay ten dollars to see Neil Young in a remake of Waterboy.

I was really hoping somebody would quote that line from that skit, Utz. You have restored my faith in the AV Club (which actually was never that low).

Marge, is Lisa at Camp Granada?

One thing is for sure: Hyperbole day is either the greatest invention in human history, or the worst catastrophe ever to befall our species. Only time will tell.

If Quebec separates, I won't have to be from the same country as her anymore!

Taken 2: "Give me my other daughter or my niece back, you fucking foreigners!"

I believe they prefer to be called "Italians".

OMG I laughed harder at Phel's comment than at anything here in a while. Wanna meet up for a coffee and make fun of various movies the next time you're in Toronto?

Look Who Else Has Been Taken Also

I like Woody Allen's films, but I don't much care for that nervous fella who's always in them.

I'm going to the box social next week!

I always thought I wouldn't like L.A. (partly because of the vapid people you see on shows like Blind Date) but I finally visited in 2005 and I really liked it. I didn't meet any of those people.

Yes, Romeo and Juliet themselves were just two poor young silly kids who were caught in the middle. It's not really about them per se.

I hear women really dig guys on the internet who get their screen names from minor Monty Python characters.

Mrs. Krabappel, how will we know when we fall in love?

Good call on ABBA
That's the one obviously correct answer.

How about Roger Daltrey and Pete Townsend team up with Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr?