I also liked how in one of those movies (I forget which one exactly), one of the scenes with Clouseau and Cato involves an old-timey bomb. As in, those cartoony ones that are a black sphere with a sparkling, sputtering fuse at the top.

We are learning a valuable lesson: the fact that some people are freaks.

It's a very unfortunate coincidence that Bloom County is abbreviated BC, so as to cause potential confusion with the Johnny Hart strip.

Trying to outwit each other on the comments board is a trivial pursuit.

The stupid guy in the old-timey bathing suit never landed in the washtub. That was always the problem with mine.

DAMMIT

Stern or aft?

"vertical bacon sandwich"?

Wait a second… GUYS give GIRLS fake numbers?

Amusingly, I in fact am Canadian in real life.

Hey, I talked to a girl once.

The next time
that I'm intimate with a young lady, do you folks think I should use the word "furburger"?

Actually, the second and third most famous people to attend my high school would probably be the parents of a child who went missing in what is probably one of the more famous unsolved child disappearance cases in Canada. Kind of a sad claim to fame.

Up next: a joke about how Doc Severinsen's clothing is on the garish side.

The last time I saw a joke for an entry is when I saw you try to penetrate your wife.

The most famous person to attend my high school was Meg Tilly.

Almost 1600 posts
and next to no mention of George Carlin.

I call people posers on a much deeper level than you.

How is it possible to have never seen an episode of The Simpsons?

"Latte, Jed?"