Did you really need to "invent" the three Glee theory? Any smart viewer who watches Glee could have figured that out without a pop culture figurehead of sorts letting us know. This show is schizophrenic.

Perry is this show's secret weapon. The Truth or Dare episode is a prime example of how fucking hilarious the character is.

Episode 2
"…and all the more terrifying to Ron, who begins the episode unacknowledged by Hillary, only to end up so high on her shit list that he can't keep certain types of fruit in the room for fear of expulsion."

The Ted Nugent lecture actually rings pretty true to me. The institutions I've been a part of and graduated from have had some pretty B and C level speakers. We had Ethan from Survivor one year, Bruce Campbell another, and some actor from CSI: NY recently. That being said, the American Pie episode is the stronger of…

Fergie is the least of the BEP's problems, bro. I find her actually quite talented and affable. I know she was added to the group purely to make them more marketable, but her addition was actually the best thing the group could have done given the direction they've gone in over the past decade.

Daryl shower? That's a fool's dream, Otto. A fool's dream.

What is wrong with people spoiling things on this show's review boards? Please stop it already. That was an incredibly douchy thing to do. Typing *spoiler* and then immediately typing out said spoiler does not help.

Mediocre season finale
The finale may have been the second-worst episode imo (after Guts). I agree that it's difficult to judge this show without a full 13-episode season, but I also feel the characterization on this show just isn't going to end up being very good. I'm not emotionally invested in any of the characters…

How to Train Your Dragon
This movie was just about perfect and works excellent as a stand-alone feature. I really wish they weren't planning a sequel.

The third one is actually worse. It's one of the worst movies I've ever paid to see in theaters, and I nearly walked out of it. For as much of a mess as the second one is, the third one is ten times the disaster.

Today is actually my birthday too, Yee Yee. That leads me to only one conclusion: We are twins separated at birth.

It's been a bit better this year, but the back half of last season was pretty fucking dire. Seasons 1, 2, and most of 3 are gold.

Annie
"There have been episodes this season where I don't think the Annie character has completely worked, but this episode very much returned her to her essence as a girl who tries hard because she doesn't know what else to do with herself."
Thank you. This is the exact sentiment I've tried to express with some of my…

I also loved his "I hate monkeys" line too, after trying to convince the office he wasn't having "monkey problems." Also, Michael as a diet pill salesman was pure gold. The way those people were hanging on his every word when he was discussing Die Hard 4 was brilliant. I wish this show had more moments of competent,…

Is tweeting out tidbits during a 22-minute television show really worth it? Can't people just watch the show and talk about it later? Tweeting is so fucking stupid.

This is…
…almost as bad as that celebrity "hunger strike" a few years back. Remember that? Celebrities were taking turns having "hunger strikes" during the day in order to protest something. They couldn't even be bothered to actually go a day without food, just a few hours' worth of shared, blocked time. Fucking A.

Isn't it time for the fan community to just completely stop speculating on this movie already? Since Dark Knight was released people have been clamoring for Johnny Depp or David Tennant to play the Riddler, Kristen Bell as Harley Quinn, will or won't Nolan direct, etc. Just please, fanboys and the public at large,…

I thought the same thing about Rogen after my initial viewing of Undeclared. I remember being super excited when he popped up in Anchorman and then cheering for him when I first saw 40 Year Old Virgin (his character is hilarious… reading that cheesy romance novel out loud always cracks me up). He has become a bit too…

Carlo Gallo also played a significant role on Carnivale, and was really good in it too.

Yes, the dorm size is unrealistically huge, but it's a television show and all, so I'm willing to suspend disbelief on that issue. But still, their rooms aren't that much bigger than some of the suite-style rooms older students could get.