Stop breathing.

In Columbus' defense, Chamber of Secrets is a much stronger movie than Philosopher's Stone.

FG Star Wars Parodies
The first one (not a firstie attempt) was actually decent to good in what it tried and succeeded in some areas in doing, which was parody Star Wars in a completely outlandish way while still being pretty close to the actual movie itself. It had a few laughs and a few funny performances (I love…

Most people laud part 3, as I do, but it seems a lot of my friends have turned on it recently for some reason. I actually had a friend say she wanted Chris Columbus to come back and finish out the series. That was truly an awful idea.

Everytime a Potter movie comes out, we hear from critics how it's the "best" and "most serious" yet of the film adaptations. I'm not surprised to see it again with the release of Deathly Hallows.

David Yates
I had such high hopes for the Potter films after Azkaban turned out to be pretty good and Goblet of Fire turned out to be my favorite of the film adaptations, but I absolutely hate what David Yates has brought to the Harry Potter films. I suffered through the crap that was Order of the Phoenix and barely…

I don't think people understand how difficult transcribing 20 minutes of audio actually is. It's a total chore and a takes quite a bit of effort and patience. I had to transcribe two 30 minute clumps of recordings as part of my graduate program, and I'm happy to never have to transcribe anything ever again.

Some say you're a medium…
…if you really are a medium, then you'll let me talk to my dead wife!

Yes, second most annoying. Fergie is much less objectionable than William (I refuse to type out Will.i.am… dammit, I just did… fuck).

I'm hoping for a Rothlisberger/Vick Superbowl as the world would probably implode on itself if that actually happened.

Randy is probably the best over all character on South Park. One of the reviewers commented recently that they love when Randy becomes the de facto leader of the town. Those are some of my favorite moments in South Park.

Watchmen is pretty good, Wolverine's not bad for a summer film (but still a bad film, though I'd rather watch it than Xmen 3 and Spidey 3), Incredible Hulk was actually pretty decent (as was Ang Lee's Hulk… don't know why those two get so much hate honestly), never saw Whiteout, actually liked The Losers (mostly…

Why gives a flying fuck about what comic book nerds say on the internet about a movie trailer? Their opinions are the least likely to trust in this case and honestly, no good Hollywood director (like Campbell) should ever put stock in their story ideas. Those idiots hate perfectly good things and disagree for zero…

Kyle Rayner is actually Latino, not white.

Comic book movies have been better than ever in the past few years (Dark Knight obviously, both Iron Man movies even though 2 is somewhat of a step backwards). Even minor stuff like Kick Ass was entertaining (though it seems a lot of folks around here don't care for it). The only real "bad" ones I can think of are…

I just hope Lively is not a huge mistake the likes of which we haven't seen since Kate Bosworth played Lois Lane, but she probably will be.

As a huge GL fan…
…this looks ok. But I have faith in Martin Campbell, so I'm cautiously optimistic, as the AV Club writing staff might say or write in one of their articles or newswire pieces. Reynolds looks pretty good as Hal, and plays the modern incarnation of Hal just like he's written, so that's a good thing.…

Chris Colfer is amazingly cute.

Today
"An even bigger hit from Siamese Dream was "Today," which ranks among the grunge era's best singles."

Ghaleon, do you have a PSN id?