My sister and I sometimes text each other the lyrics to the sad songs. Just thinking about Bob singing in that Hawaiian shirt… cracks me up every time.

Jilly Talley Hotness Factor
It approaches maximum overload as a presenter at the 24th Annual Sad Song Awards. Damn!

Betty made some reference to him having a "mansion" but from her tone it seemed like she was just being a bitch. More than likely when he got divorced, his wife got his house. He probably had an apartment or just lived at his mother's house or something.

The first season is kind of a slog to be honest. A few standouts for me were Tag Sale: You're it! and Past Tense. Second season is out and out brilliant from all angles. Third season is a bit uneven but works over all. 4th season is nearly season 2 level in its quality. So yeah, worth checking out.

You'd have to submit to Xenu first.

I never heard the "shrank your cock" line, but I did hear that it lowers your sperm count. That sure brings me back to middle school.

Henry Francis is underrated imo.

Cocktail App
I downloaded it last week out of sheer curiosity (it's probably the only app I've downloaded all year honestly… boy that fad sure died quick for me) and it's nothing more than a mere trifle. Plus they want you to pay for most of the drinks. The only one you can mix for free is the vodka gimlet (which…

And re-watching that first season recently (for what reason? science, I guess), I wonder what anyone even saw in Heroes in the first place. S1 is not that good… it's just not. I realize the first six eps of Lost S3 weren't exactly spell-binding, ground-breaking material, but in retrospect it seems so stupid that…

Please… I'm begging…
No more of this Twitter bullshit, please. Twitter is so fucking stupid. Just please stop. I cannot wait for this trend to die. Twitter is more irritating to me than Justin Bieber and Twilight combined.

I'd rather watch Don Draper in a slick suit than Maggie Q in a slit skirt. Sorry, but I'm beyond the age where I'll watch a show just because the heroine is "sexy" or whatever. I might have liked Nikita in high school, but I'm not going to spend my time on it now.

I found Cougartown got better as the season progressed. In the beginning it was really in the C/C+ range, and I feel it's moved into the solid B range. It's not as good as Modern Family, Community, or Parks and Rec (which I feel are the top tier comedies lately), but it is about the level of the recent seasons of The…

@Staircar1

It's just so fucking lazy to adapt Spiderman as a film again. For fuck's sake, the first one came out in 2002. That was only 8 years ago.

Eisenberg manages to be somehow charming and winning despite his geekish awkwardness while Cera just manages to be a giant douche, the kind of guy who never seems to take his hands out of his pockets.

The second half of the fourth season is where Oz started to get increasingly cartoony. The whole "aging pill" story arc being a prime example (it's a good thing they ditched that pretty quick).

I will always have a soft spot for Jay's "LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" in the Mustardayonnaise sketch.

"Ya'll got fake poo?"
Don't worry; I'm an avid Mr. Show lover and I really, really hate the ending to that episode too. It just isn't funny to me.

And I just finished school and am terribly under-employed, so I can watch all of them *and* respond to the fandemonium here at the AV Club.

I too like Ugly Americans. It reminds me a lot of Mission Hill, which I contend is one of the more underrated shows of the late 90s/early 00s.