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Oh god how I love Better Off Dead. That's a family classic in my house. My siblings and I have been watching and quoting that movie for over 20 years probably.

I like 50 First Dates too. I might be a sucker for a film with a Hawaiian setting though. You could make a snuff film in Hawaii and still have a beautiful backdrop.

@HipsterDBag

Boondock Saints is on the short list for worst movies ever made. Willem Dafoe is about the only interesting part of the entire movie. The fact that so many other guys around my age love and worship this movie concerns me deeply.

Bad News Breakers
This sketch is probably my least favorite one in all of season three. Just doesn't elicit a chuckle from me.

I loved the L&O episode where David Cross played a sleazy lawyer to an Anna Nicole Smith-type. That was pretty awesome.

Russell Brand is absolutely repellent.

Sandler
I'm generally an Adam Sandler apologist. I like Anger Management a lot (except for the cop out-ish ending). Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore were extremely funny when I was a teenager. I don't mind 50 First Dates or Click all that much. Even Zohan is kinda underrated and good wacky comedy in some places. In

The legacy of American History X
I find the legacy of this film to be … a bit scary. I taught high school English for three years before going back to grad school full time, and occasionally would talk movies/music/pop culture with my students on slow days. So very many students took this film completely the wrong

I've never been able to sit through a full episode of Two and a Half Man. I just can't take it. It's so atrocious. The popularity of that show mystifies me. And hasn't it been on the air for like 8 seasons? What more can they possibly do with those characters?

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Eywa has heard my prayers!

I only caught about six or so episodes from Season 4. There just wasn't enough left to keep me watching.

I didn't see an R-rated movie in theaters (or even unedited in its original format) until Face/Off in 1997. My parents are really religious. We couldn't even watch Robocop when it aired on network tv. I managed to catch T2, Predator, Aliens, and a few other action classics at friends' houses though.

I recently re-watched Seven for the first time in like 10 years, and was surprised by how much I disliked it. It just hasn't aged all that well for me, I guess. Brad Pitt is also kinda' terrible in it. It's weird that he could be so awesome in 12 Monkeys and so boring in Seven when they basically came out around the

What went wrong is that Joss Whedon sucks. There, I said it.

Also, Lenny Kravitz won a Grammy for an awful cover of a song from the 70s (American Woman). How can you win a Grammy for a cover? Doesn't make a lick of sense.

Sweet, Ladybugs!
This early 90s Rodney Dangerfield-Jonathan Brandis flop is the last film I need to complete my Dangerfield collection. Score!

The sock cam is pure genius.

Tom Kenny's impression of an effeminate gay man gets me every time. "Ken, Ken! Where is Homorabia now?"

Who the fuck are Tegan and Sarah? Two middle schoolers with crushes on Justin Bieber?