I would guess it has something to do with teachers not wanting to deal with the weirdness that that situation would entail, on the one hand, and administrators not entirely trusting teachers to handle that situation well, on the other.

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Honestly? I'd rather Texas stay purple and swing than go blue. It'd be better for Texas, without a doubt, and it might not be bad for the nation to have two big swing states than one.

Honestly? I'd rather Texas stay purple and swing than go blue. It'd be better for Texas, without a doubt, and it might not be bad for the nation to have two big swing states than one.

A little from column A, a little from columns B & C, and a lot from a D enigma column relating to sensitive voter fraud laws and a poorly chosen mailbox.

A little from column A, a little from columns B & C, and a lot from a D enigma column relating to sensitive voter fraud laws and a poorly chosen mailbox.

Ugh, UT fans are the worst.

Ugh, UT fans are the worst.

Ok, this would convince me. Were I allowed to vote.

Ok, this would convince me. Were I allowed to vote.

Texas is technically purple right now. The only thing holding it red is that our Republicans are competent, ruthless, and reasonably attractive and our Democrats are, um, not Republicans.

Texas is technically purple right now. The only thing holding it red is that our Republicans are competent, ruthless, and reasonably attractive and our Democrats are, um, not Republicans.

Futurama and the Simpsons were worthy siblings.

Futurama and the Simpsons were worthy siblings.

I am sadly aware, immediate brain cares nothing for these concerns, however, as immediate brain spent way too much time doing genre mash up D&D back in the day.

I am sadly aware, immediate brain cares nothing for these concerns, however, as immediate brain spent way too much time doing genre mash up D&D back in the day.

Shockingly, not really. People who made it past 30 in the classical and medieval period were basically unstoppable killing machines in the prime of physical health until they hit 60. And then all bets were off.

Shockingly, not really. People who made it past 30 in the classical and medieval period were basically unstoppable killing machines in the prime of physical health until they hit 60. And then all bets were off.

Yes, the last part of Beowulf is the old king getting killed by a dragon and his people in mourning because they know their enemies will descend upon the land and scatter them Balkan style. But…