Like that's going to do something against them guns….

Nooooooooooooo.  The funny thing was everyone having a gun and ending chapters with midget…midget…midget…midget.  Once we got into fish with titties category it was ruined.

There are only 12.  The second batch after R. Kelly was in on the joke are like the Star Wars prequels.

But is there a square with a job?  Those squares, always having jobs.

You don't like coffee table books about hot dog places where you can stand in an hour and a half line to get a pretty good hot dog?

This is slightly more popular than the attractive single woman that just can't find a man who decides she wants to have a child via artificial insemination.  Are there tons of single attractive, successful women in New York and LA that can't find a man?  We have nothing to do with Ann Perkins, she needs a baby?

Dr. Clipperton was in there too.

The song he was singing was the greatest american hero theme song.

I guess that's the reasoning.  Hey, want to go see Hansel and Gretel?  What else are we going to do, spend time with our loved ones?

At least it's not videocore.

I can't stand Neutral Milk Hotel and I don't even know what it is.

Is it possible to beat the big bang theory?

Is it possible to beat the big bang theory?

But with fucking Turtle playing the Jerry O'Connell role.

Heywood's a convicted felon, isn't he Monty?
Doesn't really say here
Well he should be

At least they didn't call it seapunkcore.

I'll say this for Gatlinburg, At least it isn't Pigeon Forge.  How many combination go-kart and bungee jump facilities does one town really need?

When do we get to "Wings".