Kathy Bates?
Why isn't Shooter McGavin getting the magazine covers? He eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

I love medical dramas
So Cuddy breaks up with House for being an addict because he takes Vicodin to treat a verifiable medical condition. And then she goes home and takes Zolpidem 200mg—20 times the maximum dose—just to get to sleep.

They specifically mentioned the Red Riding Trilogy, which was produced for TV. What's your next theory, Furious George?

That's one ugly bastard.
I used to wonder what was up with the frizzy hair and scraggly beard. Now I know, it's because without all that he looks like a black-haired Rocky Dennis. Yikes!

New Years Resolution Fail!
Robin's new years resolution was that by the end of the year she'd have a Worldwide News ID badge hanging around her neck. But at the end of the episode she shows her ID badge, and it's a clip-on. FAIL!

Kyle McLachlan!
2nd Twin Peaks flashback in a week. Bravo!

Not the first
When you say it's not the first to add lyrics to the nutcracker, is this what you meant?

I still can't believe Phil Hartman is dead. Bums me out to this very day.

My picks
I haven't seen these yet, so these are my picks:

"…sharp string Keith can play more instruments than a one man band."

Joni Mitchell
I hate to be one of the "you missed one" crowd, but the first thing I thought of when I saw the topic was Joni Mitchell's "Chinese Cafe/Unchained Melody."

Obama
Isn't this Barack Obama's mama's favorite movie? Is that why those commie liberal activists at Criterion decided to release it?

Phish
When I saw the topic, the song that came immediately to mind was Phish's "Poor Heart." That one always made me feel better.

Damn you, Andy Capp! Failed firstie on the South Park clip.

Best Clip
http://www.southparkstudios…

Where was she hiding them? That first scene featured a wedding dress that practically went down to her xyphoid process, and there was only the vaguest hint of cleavage.

Crystal's teeth
Am I the only one who noticed that, during Ryan's interview with Crystal, he made a point of gushing about how nice Shania's teeth are? Is he still smarting from their little feud.

I think the Aerosmith comment was on the same episode as when she told someone that he should do some Nine Inch Nails, because "no one's doing that any more." I guess the fact that two or three Nine Inch Nails albums came out in the year that she made that comment would make little difference to her.

Poor autopsy docs
Jack could have helped the autopsy immeasurably if only he'd informed the doctors before he left the hospital, "Hey! If you find any semen up in there, at least half of it's mine!"

Song rights
This is the first show since Freaks & Geeks where the song licensing rights were probably most of the budget.