The fact that Tower Heist is "certified fresh" is a better indication of the weakness of Rotten Tomatoes than whatever that shitty Batman/Superman movie got.

So now we'll finally find out, will "Confusion" actually be his epitaph?

Your first sentence is, "When you talk about the history of action movies, you sort of have to define what an action movie is first." Then you fail to define what an action movie is. What exactly is the definition you're working with in this series?

I don't know if you can call it "midstream" when someone comes in 9 episodes into a 26-ep series. But whenever I re-watch Cowboy Bebop, the wait for Edward to show up seems interminable. Just about everything I love about that show happened after she was thrown into the mix.

I love Michael Bolton! (The supporting character from Office Space, not the no-talent ass clown with the Grammys.)

Yes! If you say you love "Avatar", people think you mean a bad James Cameron movie. If you say you love "The Last Airbender", it's an even worse Shyamalan movie. So fans of the brilliant cartoon are forced to use the cumbersome full title in every mention.

A good chunk of that modestly impressive weekend gross apparently came from the church itself, paying its members to go see it.

Calling "Meet the Mormons" a "documentary" is amazingly generous of you.

For the love of God, someone re-leash the monsters!

That's almost a haiku.

Sounds like "You Got Served" just got served.

I think it's time to revisit this topic with the following phrase: "Hasa Diga Eebowai"

How is a pirated version of this not on YouTube yet? It's been a year already! I must see it!

I do not understand the words that are coming out of your mouth.

Odd to find this review in your archives. You might be interested to know that, since making this movie, Richard Dutcher has left the Mormon church and has become an outspoken critic of the religion.

Isn't it "Hiddleston"? Or is "Hiddlestone" a joke about how stoned Prince Hal looks?

Phonte isn't Arrested Development.  Arrested Development is Arrested Development.
(duh.)

I thought Funny Games was the Friedberg/Seltzer version of The Hunger Games.

I can't believe no one mentioned "Bring on the Night", the Sting concert movie directed by Michael Apted.  One of my favorites.

Funny, I always thought Jason Bateman and Jason Sudeikis were the same person.