Just saw this
I gotta say, some of the scenes that were the hardest to watch in my opinion were when the company Captain spoke to the village elders. That guy comes off as beyond stupid… those people clearly don't buy into his BS (no one over the age of 12 should), and his response to their complaints about…

Cool As Ice! That would be like a public hipster service… I'm curious what it was about, but have no desire to watch it.

I had totally forgotten beyonce was ever in a group called Destiny's Child.

most of the AV Club hates the Doors, except that O'Neal guy (I think?).

how many boobs are we talking?

I just have to say it…
… maybe it's already been said, but I'm not going to check.

Yeah! that was my favorite part of the game.