It's kinda like an auto-troll power. All the annoyance with even less creativity

Murder, she tweeted?

Every time someone downvotes anonymously, God kills a kitten

I can't see the trailer at work, but I don't need to see a trailer to preorder tickets now

Well, who doesn't?

If you take into account that it will likely be the last time that RDJ appears in a stand-alone Iron Man movie, it's a great end to his arc.

Better than most people think

A HEE HEE

This has happened before if memory serves. It's why the original set isn't a tourist attraction still (though it was back in the 80s).

I AM THE ONE WHO READS

You win today

In-Laws?

Fuck that. I was given up for adoption and I turned out fine

Crossed paths. My bad

Oh fuck the fucking fuckers

They're not the same?!?

Or in money

So this is the gritty reboot to Days of Thunder?

I present to you the Dungeons and Dragons four-sided die

I dunno, after John Carter and Savages I think it was a pretty important lesson