No Europa Report?

Know your doses, man.  Know your doses

Sorry.  Too many Infinity stories back in the 90's have mated the idea of Thanos being a villain with a zero-sum ending where no matter what horrid thing happens reality gets altered back the way it was at the end.

So did he, when Chilli Palmer shot him

I would really have trouble getting behind a Thanos villain movie.  Most of the recent Thanos stories involved him getting some cookie of ultimate power, after which he lays waste to everyone and everything.  Everyone but the Hulk dies on gruesome detail and then the Hulk eats the cookie and makes everything back the…

Somebody call Nine-Fucking-one-one-one!

I came here to say the same thing.  I have no idea what the Mindy Project is, but now I'm sad

The Hollow Man would like a word with you too

Is Mandela uncovering the secret vampire conspiracy behind Apartheid and then kicking ass?

Revels in Positive Discourse?

Or very unfortunate accidents as well.  If Brandon Lee hadn't been killed, The Crow would have been utter shit

For the record, CJ Cregg didn't melt over anyone.  But I'll admit she's the only example I can think of.

This is from the future?!!?!?

Comparing to my actual angry toddlers, you're still ok

And Raul Julia went out on Street Fighter.  That doesn't make it any less unfortunate

Gods, that movie still makes me sad.  What a way for Connery to end a career.

Happy Birthday.

The Grapes of Wrath and Zombies?

Loved Master & Commander.  In 4 tries Gore Verbinski never got sea battles nearly as well done as Peter Weir did in this movie.  No wonder he moved on to trains

Despicabler Me?