With the western US in triple-digit temperatures (where it's not actually on fire), this will provide a couple hours of air conditioning and bright moving pictures that will distract all the children.

His naughty bits?  Probably every episode

Everyone comes to Rick's

To shoot Greedo, or not to shoot Greedo, that is the qeustion

Never seen a train wreck before

So would that make Channing Tatum the new Pope, or Jaime Foxx?

But this is Emmerich, and they have MacBooks.  It's far easier to hack into a silo and launch a missile than it is to infect an alien race with a computer virus

You mean Meet Joe Black, right?

Not the firstie we deserve but the firstie we need right now?

And now that national nightmare is over.

Glad I wasn't the only one

This baby will always have the option of going by North Khardashian, which just makes her(?) the next Apple, Coco, or Blue Ivory.  Or Keen.

Still better than naming your twins Heaven and Nevaeh

"SO you see, the left one USED to be here, but now it's HERE"

So…. Brad Pitt's character isn't really Khan?

Trade negotiations or GTFO

So Saoirse Ronan then?

The Jedi with no name?

I'm a happy overweight fortysomething.

Gina Carano is too old