I just love the way she says "It's very vaginal." In The Big Labowski. It's very understated even though she's saying it almost like a challenge, like "OH YEAH, CAN YOU HANDLE MY VAGINAL ART, YOU WOMAN-OPPRESSING PIECE OF SHIT? CAN YOU HANDLE MY VAGINAL CONFRONTATIONAL ART?!!"

Wait, there are other ways to nail prostitutes?

I'm at +10 GMT. And I've never been able to get a firstie, and it's all your fault! I'll also blame the fact that we'll never get a second series of Mushi-Shi on you as well.

@avclub-6f518c31f6baa365f55c38d11cc349d1:disqus That was my exact response as well. Except for the middle-aged part. I guess there's no need to buy you that dinosaur helmet…

@avclub-738d7deb467d69ea5d6c8aacb9613245:disqus "I spend at least ten minutes chasing my wife… making it sing mournful tunes of… isolation."

@bcfred:disqus From now on, I'm justifying all my bad decisions with "At least it's not a dinosaur hat."

My Indians would overpower the WWII guys with their traditional weapon of war: The marble.

@avclub-620982009915db2a0b4a49e224bad30c:disqus , you manage to get the first comment on nearly every article, and I have to know: How do you do it? What timezone are you in? Do you just stay on this site and spam F5 for hours on end? And most important of all, why? Do you derive pleasure from it? Is it a compulsion?…

Nice to have you back, @avclub-3db41011acc2d229176bf6a92202728d:disqus . How was your trip?

I wonder what Bob Kattah (I know I spelled that way, way incorrectly) is doing as we speak… no doubt taking notes from Donald Trump, because I'm pretty sure he's run out of insane things to say…

Has anyone listened to the Guillotine sessions that Labor instituted? It's the one thing I think they've done wrong. If you can, check out a recording of one of the sessions, it's absolute chaos…

Yeah, Abbott's perfected the whole "OH MY GOD YOU'RE BUILDING SHIT AND COMING UP WITH POLICIES AND IDEAS?!! YOU'RE WORSE THAN HITLER!!!" thing. Apologies to every single other poster who (rightly) has no idea who the fuck me and @avclub-022199896b1f52952c180b60caa681bd:disqus  are talking about.

Can you handle the Tarky Test? See how far you get!
http://www.tumblr.com/blog/…

The hammer is my penis…

The 'protec mah bawrs' song in that always kills me. 'RET'S FIGHTING LOVE!'

I always find it a little odd how here in the Southern Hemisphere it's summer, and yet all the songs that play in malls and over various Christmas ads and so forth are from the Northern Hemisphere, so they're all about snow and roasting chestnuts on open fires and such. But what's odder is how absolutely no one thinks…

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I'm a random foreigner! I like music! It's like I was made for just this moment!

I believe it's known as 'Waif-Fu'.

@avclub-1786aec3a614d40f1e566fde557a1799:disqus Thanks for giving me the hilarious mental image of Snake wearing a monocle, then having it pop out.