"I KEE RUU!!! I KEE ORRRR RUUUU!!!" (What the crazy old Japanese guy in my town says, I think it's "I kill you! I kill all you!!!" That's all he ever says, apart from "STUPID ROUNDEYE!!! ALLLLLLL YOU DO IS WATCHEE WATCHEE!!!")

Seven Of Nine is the only reason I watch Voyager.

We xenomorphs, a.k.a Internecivus Raptus, have DNA, as well as many wonderful genetically engineered features. If one is so inclined to find out about my xenobiology, one can find all the data here: http://anchorpointessays.al…

"My God, Uwe Boll! You're a… a monster! I cannot believe anyone so evil could exist!" - Dr. Josef Mengele

Not as bad as Super Saiyan Hitler.

My favorite time travel story is from a 2000AD offshoot. I think it may have been called Section 8? Anyway, it involved the Kennedy assassination: What happened was, Kennedy was so popular he became President for Life, except in his older years he developed Alzheimer's and got America to do all kinds of terrible shit.…

Wasn't the T34 considered the most successful simply because it was cheap and easy to mass produce? I mean, it was pretty awesome, but the only way they could take down a Tiger was through sheer numbers. Not that that's a bad thing; I'd take going into battle with a bunch of cheap an' easy's over a couple of…

A billion re-runs of M*A*S*H would like a word with you.

Let's all pretend we're in Fort Kick-Ass and snort MSG off our various avatars! I just love Thanksgiving!

Just bustin' your chops a little, Lobsters. Happy Thanksgiving!

I'm building a comment thread in my fort!

I think Radiohead would have a very different sound without bassist Colin Greenwood. The bassline in 'How To Disappear Completely…' is what makes that song, as well as his other game-changing efforts too numerous to mention here. I can't comment on his technical ability because I don't know enough about that kind of…

I think Gram Parsons had a Nudie suit covered in pot leaves, LSD cubes, and other drug stuff. I would wear the fuck out of that kind of get-up, just to freak out the squares maaaaaaaan!

I thought it was about Michael Caine's Pimp alter-ego.

But how else would you learn to stop chasing them?

Yeah, you don't even need to read the last, like, 5 books of his, because I can sum them up right here: Dogs. The answer is dogs.

I just want my sheets back!

LIBERAL MEDIA  has gained a level!
LIBERAL MEDIA is evolving!
LIBERAL MEDIA is now DEMOCRAT MACHINE!

Yup, I'll bump the above post up to 100 likes. Well done, sir.

Just wanted to say that the guy that appears right at the very end of the opening credits (there's a picture of him above, where the first video is) is not only the absolute definition of the term 'elegantly wasted', but is also my hero. If I looked half that good whenever I was wasted, I'd be utterly stoked.