Meanwhile, us guys will have 60 years worth of making ourselves feel good, thanks to those pics.

I found it horribly strange, when that song was huge, seeing little girls singing it loudly; what with the rest of us knowing it's pretty much all about blowjobs and meth.

Secret secret, I've got a secret!

I saw everyone from the casino run a train on Molly Hatchet!

Maybe playing it is another thing you should do to her while she's asleep.

For a second I thought you said 'Green Earrings', and I was gonna go on about how godly Dennis Chambers' playing on 'Alive In America' is. But you didn't. Sad face.

Must be the panic. Also: vomit.

I know! And we did it while being the most oppressed people in history!

Yeah, 'Street Spirit' is boss. But I gotta declare my love for a lot of their b-sides, most notably 'Kinetic', 'The Amazing Sounds of Orgy', 'Talk Show Host', and 'Polyethylene Parts 1 & 2'.

I'd nominate 'Polyethylene, Pts.1 & 2' for that list, too.

God, I thought I was watching an Asylum Jurassic Park knock-off when I switched over to Terra Nova. It turned me off the show entirely. I know 'bad CG' is a shitty reason to not watch a show, but I wasn't really that interested in the first place, so there's that.

The reason Terminator 2 still holds up even today, is due to the CGI being used sparingly. I wish more films would go back to using more practical effects. With the complexity of CG used in movies today, I wonder if using more prac effects would work out cheaper? Does anyone here know if that may be the case?

You know that Onion shirt that says 'Kitten Thinks of Nothing But Murder All Day'? Well there should be one that says 'Kevin Eubanks Thinks of Nothing But Murdering Jay Leno All Day'.

I think the law of diminishing returns applies, because whenever that hair-metal band was big, I'm sure there were scads of magazine articles, interviews, etc., so if one were to mention their name it would be recognized, so mining for data on same would yield little that's new. Whereas with Pavement, because their…

"Cyril? How ya doin; buddy?" *zzzziiiiiiiiip*

"I'm gonna make you eat, like, so many cobwebs."

The wee baby Seamus is probably in a bar somewhere getiing blatted.

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One of the things I like most about the show is that it's pretty much the only spy spoof (I know it's a hell of a lot more than that, but for this this instance it'll serve) where the spy isn't utterly fucking incompetent. It's been done to death and then done some more, so I'm glad this show avoids that. The other…

"You got me again, April Fool's Nicolas Cage Cosby!"