Don Draper: Fingerblast-Master.

Personal best!

But I'm amused by the talking duck thingy.

No mention of how Gillette, like, totally loses an eye?

2 things about that band:

Jesus. Every time I hear that "Hi, my name is Stereo Mike" bit at the beginning I just wanna shotgun-paint the walls with my fucking brains.

Tanookie Suit Riot is still one of the best usernames I've seen here. I'm sure my approval counts for something. Something big.

Butter face, fake tits, pisses herself… what's not to like?

lolurmama has given us the greatest deconstruction of anything, ever. Top job, Reposter!

Yeah, I enjoy saying it to pimps. The teenagers… not so much.

Any time someone ends a sentence with "you see" I always think of 'House of Cosby's'. "Hey! You got me again, April Fools' Cosby!"
"It was a joke, Theo! Because it's April Fools, Rudy, you see!"

Hey, whatever happened to Tarkovsky's Former AD? One time, I compiled all his posts into one document, and as I read it I'm pretty sure I found the meaning of life, a hate that burns fiercer than 1,000 suns, some dog shit on my shoe, and a mason jar full of souls and urine. Or maybe it was the acid I dropped…

If I ever wanted to prove to anyone why certain white people should never, ever dance, I'd show them that video.

What about Nick the Stripper? He's hideous to the eye!

Stagger Lee is where it's at. I know it's totally incorrect, but I always feel like he gets a little mixed up in that song, letting rip with what he truly feels, and then tries to cover by shoe-horning in a "…said Stagger Lee."

Where has Third Prize You're Fired been, anyway? Haven't seen him 'round these parts for ages…

If I were an American, I'd totally vote for you just to hear that exchange.

Because the only way to watch Archer in Australia is via less-than-legal means, the people I tell about the show  know nothing about it, so when I say "It's about a spy…" they  roll their eyes straight away, thinking it's just another incompetent spy comedy. They also roll their eyes when I tell them it's animated.…

My most awkward viewing experience was watching 'American Psycho' with my parents. On Christmas day. I wanted to die during the "don't just look at [her ass], eat it!" bit.

I love The Matrix Reloaded; the only way to watch it is to start with The Burly Brawl, then skip to the Château Mêlée, then skip to the freeway section, then turn it off.