I went and saw Starship Troopers with a group of kids who were members of one of those weird religions where they speak in tongues and act all cloak-and-dagger all the time because "if people knew we spoke to God in His language, we'd be (literally)crucified!" I was impressed that they got the political/fascist…

RoboCop was also my first R-rated movie (in Australia, an R-rating is only for stuff that's either hyper-violent or a step below pornography; an American R is the equivalent of our M15+ or MA rating). I was 6 years old at the time, and yeah, the scene with that dude getting splattered when Red Foreman runs over him…

DESTROYA is my jam from their latest. I just love that weird riff at the start.

I would watch the shit out of Alvin & The Steampunks.

Only one way to find out! *crotchpunch*

Wow! That's amazing! I'm amazing!

Finally! A stockist that will cater to my Phat needs!

I would like to learn more about this forgetting Two and a Half Men thing you seem to have mastered.

Fun Fact: Facts are not fun, and everybody needs to go home. Now. There's nothing left for you here. Goddamn kids and their fancy 'facts' and 'knowledge'. Friggin' commies.

WE'RE HIT! WE'RE HIT! *cut to Vader* "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

I thought it was what happened when you found a stranger in the Alps…

From now on, I'm ending all my sentences with "…and a blouse full of goodies."

Best. Comment. Ever.

Ave! True to Kai-zar!

Has anyone else seen the stop-motion short Samael's Internet? It's from Slovakia, or somewhere in that region, and is a pretty accurate representation of the net. It features a wife-beating alcoholic farmer getting sucked into the internet (along with a half-full bottle of vodka) and how its super-depressed (due to…

Loved the version A Perfect Circle did, where it's just Maynard's multi-tracked vocal, with no instrumentation.

Bleep Bloop artists… are there any other kind? I remember when DaVinci was all "Mona Lisa, bleep bloop…. aaaaaaaaaaaaand finished!"

'Gone' is a fucking great song. I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who thinks 'Pop' was underrated.

Fat & Skinny had a race,
Up and down the pencil case!
Fatty said it wasn't fair,
Because he lost his underwear!

"Hey, Stevie! Looks like ol' Koontzey's movin' in next door! Yup, the 2nd best house in the neighborhood…"