Inspired me to join a twelve-step program and really work those steps, beeyotch.

Well, you know that Randy Quaid is basically bugfuck crazy these days, right?

Here's my fantasy about ID42:

@avclub-793e947eae91188030ba41cff6a5c55c:disqus : Final 8 revelation: it's not really CP, he's just drunk.

It's definitely the most solid of his albums.

He's using it to level out one corner of the ATM in his living room.

Well, at least it's not a fucking puke-green Aztek.

Or, as we called it at Penthouse Forum, Thursday.

I never metaphor I didn't like.

There are a lot of interesting works here by a lot of very good artists, but frankly, I almost skipped this post over because of the promotion of a DC book that, contrary to your write-up, just doesn't seem very good. It's not that difficult to breathe new life into a legacy character if you get to retcon a major…

Whoa, really? I must get this.

It was really a Sudden Impact reference.

"It's a bird!"

Now that's an interesting euphemism for it.

*sigh* Dad, we've talked about this before. Throwing in a couple of token paragraph breaks isn't enough.

Sweet fancy Moses. What planet is she from, and where can I get a ticket to it?

Why not? Are you referring to the selfies where she's making the point that she doesn't use Botox?

@avclub-4c9390660004b75aa80beca95a6053d9:disqus : Yeah, King was a little slow coming to the LGBT table. The first LGBT King character that I can think of is Dayna Jurgens in The Stand, who goes to Las Vegas to spy on Flagg and his group. I think that perhaps some of the change in King's attitude might come from the…

ERADICATOR!

I was much more of a supertaster when I was younger (I still can't stand cilantro), so same here.