Not to mention mayonnaise.

Incorrect; every full moon he turns into David Keith.

Especially Alien: Resurrection. Of all the stuff he's done, I can't imagine anything was weirder than doing scenes with the critter with the giant space vulva. (I can't even remember if he was in any scenes with it; he might have been and had them cut out later, as was done once the studio execs saw the footage and…

become separated from my daughter in a nocturnal city of iron and brine, ruled over by an insane,decrepit, dream-thief

I thought Pearlman's special power was giving pearl necklaces. Or getting them. Or both.

You've possibly seen this already, but in Patton Oswalt's RR, he goes on about Blade: Trinity at some length. (He even name-drops Perlman in it.)

I'm not sure that the law would let him replicate that.

My ex had a cat that would always—always—come to sit in my lap ten seconds before I was going to stand up to go take a leak.

Isn't that covered in one of the National Treasure movies? If not, I'm sure it will be.

Part of the fun of Getting Off is finding out that Block wrote lesbian porn under a pen name.

This gives me an excuse to post this: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

It's been an age since I saw the movie, but I remember the sweat pouring off of him so severely that it yanked me right out of the movie—it was like a faucet being turned on just above his hairline.

I figured that he was going to go from being Tina Turner's version of the Big Man, to that spot in the movie, to starring in his own syndicated action/variety TV show.

I've had a problem with confusing Patric's sensitive, hunky demi-vampire in this to Adrian Pasdar's sensitive, hunky demi-vampire in Near Dark. Ditto with Jami Gertz/Jenny Wright as the pretty demi-vampire who lures them into the bad vampire coven, but gets cured along with them. Not a lot of similarity in the movies…

One day he was working on his "You forgot my birthday again, Dad" face, and someone startled him, and now it's stuck like that.

@disqus_XETDBVUGZF:disqus : The Quaids, the Keaches, the Carradines and the Guests.

In what way? Was it a comedy masquerading as a drama, or vice versa? There's just a couple of short clips on YooChoob that are musical numbers, basically.

The worst thing? What comes out when you orgasm.

Your #1 is pretty good justification in and of itself. There's no need to actually fly to the sun itself to dump stuff into it—all you'd have to do is just fling your trash at it, and it'll eventually end up there—and no one could prove that you've been dumping dirty diapers and old AOL CDs into it, for the obvious…

Also, I should mention that this write-up does a good job of pointing out Voyager's strengths: the high number of decent science fiction stories and the character arcs of both Seven and the Doctor.