@avclub-9c75bab0f5d964591655e73e7c22c540:disqus : how can a movie called Midnight Meat Train not be porn?

@avclub-9c75bab0f5d964591655e73e7c22c540:disqus : how can a movie called Midnight Meat Train not be porn?

Tony Shalhoub fuck yeah! If it were necessary to build a road paved with 100 corpses of Tom Cruise to bring Shalhoub to an RR interview, I would pay to have Cruise cloned 99 times.

Tony Shalhoub fuck yeah! If it were necessary to build a road paved with 100 corpses of Tom Cruise to bring Shalhoub to an RR interview, I would pay to have Cruise cloned 99 times.

"Better run for cover", indeed.

"Better run for cover", indeed.

Speaking of Avatar parodies, Fleshlight's "Alien" model (GIS at your own risk; not just NSFW but downright disturbing) comes with a coupon for the Hustler Avatar parody. I guess that they know their market pretty well.

Speaking of Avatar parodies, Fleshlight's "Alien" model (GIS at your own risk; not just NSFW but downright disturbing) comes with a coupon for the Hustler Avatar parody. I guess that they know their market pretty well.

Damn, that sounds like a horror dream cast. (And I'm a little sad that Scott Tobias didn't make the Twin Peaks connection.)

Damn, that sounds like a horror dream cast. (And I'm a little sad that Scott Tobias didn't make the Twin Peaks connection.)

One of the things overlooked by people making the comparison between the two is that A Princess of Mars and its sequels is pulp fantasy for adults. Here's the initial description of Dejah Thoris:

One of the things overlooked by people making the comparison between the two is that A Princess of Mars and its sequels is pulp fantasy for adults. Here's the initial description of Dejah Thoris:

Okey doke, let's break this down.

Okey doke, let's break this down.

Oddly, this doesn't seem to be a problem with k.d. lang covering "Three Cigarettes in an Ashtray". Discuss.

Oddly, this doesn't seem to be a problem with k.d. lang covering "Three Cigarettes in an Ashtray". Discuss.

particularly during the scenes shot on a river, because sailing to work is fun, even when all the bathrooms are a 20-minute boat ride away.

particularly during the scenes shot on a river, because sailing to work is fun, even when all the bathrooms are a 20-minute boat ride away.

[any decent Scorsese film before The Departed]…FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKS

[any decent Scorsese film before The Departed]…FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKS