Welfare mothers, as the great bard sang, make better lovers.

Welfare mothers, as the great bard sang, make better lovers.

There was a time, before that movie, when "Jennifer Connelly bottomless" could have been on my celebrity nude wish list if I'd even dared to dream of it. After, not so much.

There was a time, before that movie, when "Jennifer Connelly bottomless" could have been on my celebrity nude wish list if I'd even dared to dream of it. After, not so much.

Thora Birch was OK in AB, but I'll always remember her mostly for Ghost World. In fact, I have envisioned certain slash scenarios involving her in that Batgirl mask and her co-star Scarlet Johansen in the Black Widow costume… well, I'm sure you can connect the dots.

Thora Birch was OK in AB, but I'll always remember her mostly for Ghost World. In fact, I have envisioned certain slash scenarios involving her in that Batgirl mask and her co-star Scarlet Johansen in the Black Widow costume… well, I'm sure you can connect the dots.

I used to do that with The Blues Brothers, which isn't a bad movie overall but is definitely overrated as a comedy.

I used to do that with The Blues Brothers, which isn't a bad movie overall but is definitely overrated as a comedy.

After "Wherever you go, there you are", my favorite line from the movie.

After "Wherever you go, there you are", my favorite line from the movie.

I'm with you. He and Peter Boyle were great. (Now there's someone that it would have been great to get a Random Roles interview with…)

I'm with you. He and Peter Boyle were great. (Now there's someone that it would have been great to get a Random Roles interview with…)

Sean, are you trying to make a commentary on a movie trailer topical with regards to an event that's already starting to fade from public consciousness? Are you? Just smack yourself across the chops a few times, will you, it's for your own good. There's a lad.

Sean, are you trying to make a commentary on a movie trailer topical with regards to an event that's already starting to fade from public consciousness? Are you? Just smack yourself across the chops a few times, will you, it's for your own good. There's a lad.

Not so weird, given how the idea of a liquid metal android that can turn itself into anyone or anything it touches is basically a contender for #1 SF Porn Trope (aside from, of course, the holodeck). Google "Hajime Sorayama" sometime, for example, although not at work, unless you work at a porn store, you lucky dog…

Not so weird, given how the idea of a liquid metal android that can turn itself into anyone or anything it touches is basically a contender for #1 SF Porn Trope (aside from, of course, the holodeck). Google "Hajime Sorayama" sometime, for example, although not at work, unless you work at a porn store, you lucky dog…

@avclub-f62296b9393b6ab9229ebde91ed8469f:disqus , that's great. I would have figured that they'd have shown Apone and Dietrich all cocooned up. Really, though, I wouldn't have minded seeing Burke getting the barbed tail through the back from multiple angles, in slo-mo.

@avclub-f62296b9393b6ab9229ebde91ed8469f:disqus , that's great. I would have figured that they'd have shown Apone and Dietrich all cocooned up. Really, though, I wouldn't have minded seeing Burke getting the barbed tail through the back from multiple angles, in slo-mo.

Word to ya clone vat!

Word to ya clone vat!