I'm still trying to figure out how she can afford a Porsche, or to live in Beverly Hills, for that matter. There can't be that many people with expensive, poorly-guarded jewelry that haven't heard of her criminal record, can there?
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If someone convinced James Woods and Sean Young to do a reality show in which they were connected with a six-foot chain, I would watch the shit out of that motherfucker.
If someone convinced James Woods and Sean Young to do a reality show in which they were connected with a six-foot chain, I would watch the shit out of that motherfucker.
Doesn't work out timewise—Jack Burton becomes Captain Ron becomes Snake Plissken does, though. Martin Short is his character from Innerspace, who needs to latch onto another alpha male to get his mojo back after he lost track of Dennis Quaid.
Doesn't work out timewise—Jack Burton becomes Captain Ron becomes Snake Plissken does, though. Martin Short is his character from Innerspace, who needs to latch onto another alpha male to get his mojo back after he lost track of Dennis Quaid.
Tight! Tight! Tight!
Tight! Tight! Tight!
GoodFellas for the loose-end-eliminating-montage-set-to-music win. (If they'd used the coda for "Layla", I'd have been as giddy as a schoolgirl.)
GoodFellas for the loose-end-eliminating-montage-set-to-music win. (If they'd used the coda for "Layla", I'd have been as giddy as a schoolgirl.)
Clone. Madrigal's secret project.
Clone. Madrigal's secret project.
And he's a DEA agent.
And he's a DEA agent.
I was emotionally manipulated by Kate Winslet taking all her clothes off. That was before she started doing that in literally every other movie that she was in.
I was emotionally manipulated by Kate Winslet taking all her clothes off. That was before she started doing that in literally every other movie that she was in.
Man, I loved his work in Hot Shots.
Man, I loved his work in Hot Shots.
Trufax: I once (well, more than once, I really mean "once upon a time") had carnal knowledge of a woman who claimed to have known Pusser back in the day; she said that when her then-husband would physically abuse her, Buford would come around and threaten to kick his ass if he didn't quit it. Sadly, she never knew the…