Julian McMahon? No, he most certainly did not. Of course, there's a lot not to like about that movie; for a modern FX version of the story, it looks surprisingly cheesy.

Alan Moore tends to make me itch

Alan Moore tends to make me itch

"Black it up, granny!" is my new life motto.

"Black it up, granny!" is my new life motto.

Sounds like you should get him in for a Random Roles interview stat.

Sounds like you should get him in for a Random Roles interview stat.

For some reason, after seeing the Thai (I think) subtitles on his karaoke video of "Major Tom", I thought that he'd had that recording made while he was being a sex tourist in SE Asia.

For some reason, after seeing the Thai (I think) subtitles on his karaoke video of "Major Tom", I thought that he'd had that recording made while he was being a sex tourist in SE Asia.

I don't think that she'd remember that much about him from one visit; if he came in again, dressed identically, she'd probably remember him as the $100 guy and be a lot more attentive. But there was something about that scene that just screams "the end is nigh".

I don't think that she'd remember that much about him from one visit; if he came in again, dressed identically, she'd probably remember him as the $100 guy and be a lot more attentive. But there was something about that scene that just screams "the end is nigh".

this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, uh, my brother's crazy; he thinks he's a suicide bomber." And, uh, the doctor says, "Well, why don't you turn him in?" The guy says, "I would, but I need the eggsplosions."

I don't know about that; I think that The Purple Rose of Cairo is, if anything, vastly underrated by Woody Allen fans, possibly because it co-stars Jeff Daniels, who is probably the anti-Woody. But I don't really know that many Woody Allen fans, to be honest.

@avclub-349b4d0760cb85b962fa79800c168927:disqus : She's a MPDG wannabe, which is one of the most irritating non-Osmond things in existence.

@avclub-349b4d0760cb85b962fa79800c168927:disqus : She's a MPDG wannabe, which is one of the most irritating non-Osmond things in existence.

I actually appreciate shit like this, only because, after decades of "I GROK SPOCK" buttons and people translating Finnegan's Wake into Klingon and whatnot, a fanbase has come along that, in its over-the-top obsessiveness, makes Trekkies look relatively normal.

I actually appreciate shit like this, only because, after decades of "I GROK SPOCK" buttons and people translating Finnegan's Wake into Klingon and whatnot, a fanbase has come along that, in its over-the-top obsessiveness, makes Trekkies look relatively normal.

Whatever else they do with this, there had better be an appreciation of American Flagg!, motherfuckers.

Whatever else they do with this, there had better be an appreciation of American Flagg!, motherfuckers.

The JFK option automatically wins any 6DOKB contest for one of the best lines in modern cinema: "
You don't know shit 'cause you've never been fucked in the ass! "