The JFK option automatically wins any 6DOKB contest for one of the best lines in modern cinema: "
You don't know shit 'cause you've never been fucked in the ass! "

If it were 1990, it would be TO THE EXTREME RUSH, and have a soundtrack by Vanilla Ice. No, it would star Vanilla Ice. No, Ice would be the bicycle.

If it were 1990, it would be TO THE EXTREME RUSH, and have a soundtrack by Vanilla Ice. No, it would star Vanilla Ice. No, Ice would be the bicycle.

Nothing beats Super Colon Blow.

Nothing beats Super Colon Blow.

Of both kinds. (Cut to Pee Wee with scabs all over his face, obsessively searching the Alamo for the door to the basement.)

Of both kinds. (Cut to Pee Wee with scabs all over his face, obsessively searching the Alamo for the door to the basement.)

Why do all these homosexuals keep etc. etc.

Why do all these homosexuals keep etc. etc.

It'll be more impressive to someone who's smoked a few bowls and can't even get off the couch, let alone race through the mean streets of Manhattan.

It'll be more impressive to someone who's smoked a few bowls and can't even get off the couch, let alone race through the mean streets of Manhattan.

DUDE DUDE DIG THEM CRAZY VEINS POPPIN OUT ON HIS FOREARMS DUDE

DUDE DUDE DIG THEM CRAZY VEINS POPPIN OUT ON HIS FOREARMS DUDE

While Dax is shagging Kristen Bell, thus disproving the thesis that movies starring dorky dudes who get the hot chicks are completely unrealistic. (And he's named after a Star Trek character, to boot.)

While Dax is shagging Kristen Bell, thus disproving the thesis that movies starring dorky dudes who get the hot chicks are completely unrealistic. (And he's named after a Star Trek character, to boot.)

I always liked him in that role because he reminded me of some of my uncles; it was years before I realized that they were that way not because they'd just seen their crews wiped out by interstellar doomsday machines, but because they were drunks.

I always liked him in that role because he reminded me of some of my uncles; it was years before I realized that they were that way not because they'd just seen their crews wiped out by interstellar doomsday machines, but because they were drunks.

@avclub-1b1f9a3e639ecc53f335314fc9d8403b:disqus , not trying to be judgmental here, but a little context might help.

@avclub-1b1f9a3e639ecc53f335314fc9d8403b:disqus , not trying to be judgmental here, but a little context might help.

For every Odd Fellow, there's an Even Fellow.