I'm ashamed to admit…
I actually genuinely enjoyed RH of DC, and watched every episode of the RHBH. So there's a good chance I'll be seeing this.
*Sigh*
In my defense, DC was made marvelous by the addition of that little bundle of crazy that is the Salahis. I DARE you to find people on any of the shows that display…

I can't even be bitchy about this and enjoy the schadenfreude
It just makes me sad.
And that's terrible.

Audrey, agreed.
For an increadibly special human-alien hybrid (my theory), she sure goes around lamely bleating 'Beeeeyl' alot and falling into traps. It's even worse when she knows its a trap, GOES THERE ANYWAY and waits until someone rescues her… Its like were being told to admire her gumption instead of marvel at…

Don't hate me
But I love the Sam storyline. There. I said it.
I suspect his brother's ass has somthing to do with it.

Tara DOES have a really weird build… it struck me during her whole awkward dressing scene post one night PI stand. And not for the first time (think all the sex scenes a la marianne). She's not unattractive. Just… sturdy. Very solid.

Laughed so hard during the Tara sex scene
that I got the hiccups and startled my roommate awake. The looks on their faces were somehow irresistibly funny. I kept imagining the director in the background yelling "that's right! Go on… bit more eye twitching and ghoulish moaning now, we're nearly there guys!"

Is it just me
or are our mystery gumshoe's fangs unusually long and prominent? Does that make him a super-de-duper vamp, or does the actor just have a small mouth?

Uh
I remember leaning over to my fellow watcher during the movie and whispering 'I want to smack that writer lady.' The character was so horribly irritating that even the adorable actress playing her couldn't make her tantrums and mood swings bearable. In the light of how she came across in the film - which I assumed…