Doesn't she write her own music?

That's badass, Apes-Ma. I was pretty drunk myself. :)

"Elaborate?"

If Nick Mason had drowned retrieving a picture of his girlfriend and Gilmour's smoking had finally caught up to him,

SANTA'S GOIN' TO KOKOMO!

To my ears, Carl never really wrote any good songs (unlike Brian and Dennis, God rest all their souls, he just didn't have it in him), but he produced a heartbreakingly beautiful cover of The Ronette's "I Can Hear Music" on which he also sang lead.

"Any sort of reunion became pointless in 1998."

"Too bad Brian suffered a breakdown during his creative peak."

"The Beach Boys that changed the way that music was written and recorded and the Beach Boys that guest starred on Full House are essentially two different bands."

"The other problem with seeing them now is that Dennis and Carl Wilson are dead."

My favorite was the very last one in Patriotism, Pepper, and Professionalism where their "motivational humor" for the corporate retreat is awkwardly introduced by an offscreen Globo-Chem employee.

I love you too, Bob Sacamano.

Tobias Munke.

So is Alien Jesus' mom a normal Earth virgin moved to Immaculately Conceive by an alien, or is she an alien virgin moved to Immaculately Conceive by the Holy Spirit?

I think it might be because taking a big ol' alpha dawg territory-marking piss right wherever the hell you want isn't exactly surrender monkey behavior.

What did the Alamo ever do to you, JMP?

They're just giving the public what it wants.

Hmmmm. This brings to mind Taiwan's apparent impression of Louis CK.

'tude of a Brule.

Fieldystep?