Her cleavage doesn't really set 11-year-old girls or closeted teen boys on fire. The rest of the existing Perry fanatics have already seen it.

Skip the buy, rest the singles.

Leopold and Loeb held the Crime of the Century title from 1924 until 1932.

*attorneys general*

Arch of loafers.

Birdsmell is probably just what people called Bridwell in junior high. He's taking it back.

Then let us simply use this occasion to contemplate the impermanence of all things.

#getoffmylawn

Yo Drumma so fat, he ate all the ham and now they just call the city "Birming."

Star Trek: Nemesass

No! The AV Club has not disbanded!

Oh my god. That really works.

"Earl Warren wasn't a stripper! "

Gay opposition to training scouts drops, inciting Carly Rae Jepsen jamboree.

This better not awaken anything in me.

The acoustic version of Dead Man Walking was wonderful:

What's up Girls?

BOX SETS ON SALE!

BOX SETS ON SALE!

Look God in the eye and finish.