The Biebs is too prison bitch pretty to do homework.  Hold on…do Canadians even have to do homework?

The irony is that none of the girls whom the Emperor did homework for even remember him now.

AG watched thirty seconds of a Hathaway interview?  She's getting combat pay for that, right?

Then why doesn't he shave his head and wear all those ridiculous uniforms?

She married Arpaio.  What do you think?

Maybe Segal gave the roosters and puppy to Arpaio to feed to the inmates.  Be a welcome break from baloney and peanut butter sammiches.

Yeah, and it looks like Stallone would be available to reprise his role as Rambo.  Or Judge Dredd.  Whichever.

Hey, O'Neill!!!

Hi, popular kids!!!
 
Say, if O'Neill pretended that he liked 30 Rock AND was homophobic, would that in any way improve his chances of getting laid?
 
Yeah…I didn't think so either.  And if 30 Rock is going to make lemonade out of this, who's brining the cyanide?

Hey, O'Neill!!!

In the fullness of time, many came to realize that TomWaits suffered from, well…, an "overproduction problem," and he was sent upstate to live out his days on a farm owned by two nice old people.

"Oh Queen of Air and Darkness
I think 'tis truth you say
And I shall die tomorrow
But you will die today"

@Tango Mike Foxtrot Sierra Papa: