My problem with Pandora is that it has a very difficult time with narrow genres.

Ever since YouTube allowed complete albums to be streamed, I listen to 99 percent of my music at work this way. It's now basically planet Earth's record collection— almost every album ever made has been posted at this point.

I've heard that if the two of them have any physical contact, they will dissolve into an enormous pile of cocaine.

Actually, I'm cool with Kurt Cobain being dead.

Ted Nugent: The only 15-minute set in rock-and-roll. Why? Because the man won't give him half an hour.

You need a bigger iPod. Seriously, you dumped Third? For what?

@avclub-5e21c1e69368d1353258ccfad063bbfa:disqus Forget album song, it's not really even a Zep song. It's almost a note-for-note cover of Bert Jansch's  "Blackwaterside." It's amazing they got away with it.

Michelle Pfeiffer seems to be the hot chick's hot chick. I've read more than one interview with a beautiful woman who said she'd met Michelle Pfeiffer and then couldn't stop talking about how beautiful she is.

So apparently 30 Rock was actually a documentary.

Yeah, I was surprised by her show. I HATED her series—and I've never even bothered with 2BG—but her talk show was kinda… good? I don't know who her cohost is (was), but that guy was pretty on-point, too—great at the comeback.

Dude, FUCK. YOU. I worked at an oyster bar for a year where they played that song 2–3 times an hour, all day, all night. I think it's imbedded in my DNA. I don't want to have to think about this song again in my lifetime, let alone read it, word by excruciating word.

Damn Yankees FTW, bitches!

Apple Night? Where the cast is alternately attacked by enormous mutant fruit or receives a cool new device to review?

Christ, that single is fucking HORRIBLE. Can we just admit Kimya is mental patient, get her the help she needs, and move on?

Just out of curiosity, is ANYONE running NBC at the moment? I think there's a serious chance the network president died inside his locked office a few months back and no one's had the nerve to knock on the door yet.

I recently attended a talk on the concept of fragility and how it applies to a number of things, including predictions.

Ah. Well, OK then. And for the record, Paulaner's hefeweizen and dopplebock are also sublime, two of the absolute best.

If you're in the East Bay for Drakes, you should check out The Trappist in Old Oakland. The original bar (it's expanded to two storefronts) is about as close to the perfect beer bar as you're likely to find; the aesthetics are perfect. They have a nice selection of Belgians as well, with many on tap. Beer Revolution…

I can't imagine why you'd want to cellar that or how it would improve it, but if it did, rock on, man.

No love for "That's All for Everyone," which out-Pet Sounds Pet Sounds? I think it's the best thing he ever did.