Could have been a far worse reboot.

Is that young woman aware she is wearing a flag on her head and making an obscene gesture?

Question: Will I be charged extra for losing all sense of self respect, or is that included in the Hangin Tough package?

Cheer up. Downton Abbey returns January 5. And yes, notwithstanding everyone is speaking in haughty British accents, it's just as much a soap opera as One Life to Live or General Hospital.

Would have been great advice for Townes himself.

The Frasier Crane on Cheers might have worked with Diane. The Frasier Crane from Frasier would have never had a good or long relationship with Diane.

This is what America is exporting now?

So no hope on my pitch for Platonic Old Farts? I even pre-cast Gerald Rainey

Pass

With just a sprinkling of Cocoon, and voila … a crappy CW show

Actually sounds like Traffic mixed with DeGrassi High

No. The flip side of widespread gay acceptance is boring domesticity just like the straight suckers.

He is also apparently a Sith Lord

This would never have happened if Amy Adams had agreed to those gratuitous all nude scenes.

The saucer people that abduct cows or built the pyramids?

Like Canada has a government

I thought that was Beanie Babies?

John Waters hates to lose!

I am totally surprised by this news.

Also goes by the cutest party name of all — "Nikerdoodle"