That's actually the NSA

Yes, in the sense that we didn't get rid of Florida when we could have.

Jimmie Foxx's heirs need to sue the hell out of Exxon.

Makes sense.  British colonialism is certainly known for its subtlety.

Seabiscuit Spelling

I blame that whore Angela Lansbury

Specifically, last summer.

At least based on that picture, I am pretty sure he is holding her hostage.

He doesn't have the range

Shannon Doherty is super-pissed about this.

On the bright side, "Montgomery Wood" now available as a porn name.

What's John Goodman up to nowadays?

It does have potential

Fargo about it

Leprechauns?

Thus, better than anything Sinead O'Connor could ever do as well.

I am heartened that Miley takes inspiration from Sinead. Maybe on her next appearance on SNL, Miley can rip up a picture of Joel Osteen.

Christopher Walken obviously

Selling your soul to the devil probably takes a physical toll too

The producers of The Avengers: Age of Ultron, apparently